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Michael Jackson hasn’t even stepped in the courtroom in his latest trial and it’s already getting weirder.

Even though the Sheik maintains that the King of Pop reneged on a recording contract and other money-making ventures, testimonies continues to shower Michael in good-natured remarks including claiming that they considered each other “brothers”

Jackson’s former personal assistant backed Jacko’s claim that the sheik’s $7 million bailout was a gift but also revealed that Jackson doesn’t even own a bank account.

No wonder he’s always in financial trouble.

The money was apparently placed in the bank account of Jackson’s nanny, Grace Rwaramba, who also testified that she thought the the sheik was “sweet” for giving Jackson suck hefty gifts.

In addition to the big deposits, the shiek also payed for hotel rooms, Toys “R” us shopping sprees, and more than $300,000 for Jackson to see a “motivational guru”

Michael himself is supposed to take the stand in his own defense on Monday.

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Forunately no one received any serious injuries when a van, which is now pictured wedged under the double decker tour bus,  crashed into the tour bus and forced it to do a 360 on the highway and flip onto it’s side.

After Ahmir Questlove” Thompson escaped from the buss, he immediately became to send a post-wreck blog to Okayplayer.com about the crash.

He gives a very detailed and play by play of the moments, before, during and after the crash which you can read here.

“my first thought was not move a fucking inch. i always had fear that we would fall off a cliff while in high mountain traveling like Denver or Switzerland. i couldn’t tell where gravity began and ended.”

Glad those guys are ok! Live every day like it’s your last!

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It’s funny how people’s real feelings finally come out at work when the office jackass puts in his two weeks notice.

When President Bush came out on the stage at the G20 summit today, no one would shake his hand and he didn’t make any effort to shake theirs.

Were they snubbing him or was he snubbing them?

In her new documentary, For the Record, covering her making her newest album Circus, Britney confesses that she married Kevin Federline for the wrong reasons.

She said: ‘I think I married for the wrong reasons.

‘Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it for the idea of everything.’

Better late than never I suppose.

When she first met Federline, Kevin’s ex-girlfriend was seven months pregnant with is second child. Britney then married Kevin just nine months after her first marriage to childhood friend was annulled just after 55 hours. She then stunned Federline and filed for divorce just two months after the birth of their second child Jayden James.

While Miley Cyrus continues to deny that she is dating Justin Gaston, her body gives it away when she can’t stop giggling or even stop squirming whenever his name is mentioned.

Oh Miley, you pulled the wool over our eyes yet again!

Jennifer Garner believes a stalker is going to hurt her family. She obtained a court order protecting herself from a Steven Burky, ordering him to stay away and to make no contact with her whatsoever.

Jennifer’s court declaration states “Mr. Burky has been stalking and harassing me,” sending “packages and letters containing delusional and paranoid thoughts and following me around the country …”, “his obsessive and harassing behavior has escalated to the point of becoming dangerous and threatening.”

Burky has been harassing Jennifer since 2002, showing up at her home to tell her  “God has sent him a vision of her being persecuted in some manner that may result in her death.” Burky also has written a blog titled Satanic Panic, on which he asks  “Are multitudes of adults resorting to human sacrifices and then repressing this information from fear of Christ…”

Garner, who is currently pregent, fears for the lives of herself, husband Ben Affleck and daughter Violet, and second child once born.

One of Jennifer’s security says that Burkly describes himself as a “crazed Alias fan”, stalking her around the country and locating her at events to give her roses and once gave her a card that read “I love you forever” signed with his contact information. “Mr. Burky now represents a clear threat to Ms. Garner’s life” he said.

Garner currently has had a temporary restraining order on Burke since earlier this month but is having a hearing tomorrow to make it permanent. LAPD is also taking the threat more seriously and tell us hat Burky is currently under a 5150 psychiatric hold.

Yikes! Sounds like a real winner here.

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Michael Jackson is hoping a doctors note can keep him out of court. He is latest lawsuit is with mega-rich Sheik Abdulla Bin Hamad who is suing Jackson for $7-million for break of contract. Attorneys for the king of pop told the courts that Jackson would likely be unable to make it for his testimony because of an undisclosed illness.

Jacko has a history of coming down with “undisclosed illnesses” right before he’s supposed to appear before judges. During his molestation trial he skipped court for everything from a spider bite to a flu bug.

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Whoever is dressing Amy Winehouse must still be on the crackpipe. She was spotted at The Hawley Arms in Camden last night but something was askew. Really askew.

Her trademark beehive weave looks like it had more drinks than she did!

Madonna must be really feeling the economic pinch right now. The sex scheduling, Kabbalah water fanatic just signed with Louis Vuitton to be the new face of their 2009 marketing campaign for $10 million dollars!

Does that make anyone else sick?

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Ever have a picture of you taken that you didn’t like? I think Hugh Jackman just had three!