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Doesn’t seem Sarah Palin can do anything right anymore.

She did an interview at a turkey farm right in front of a man slaughtering turkeys in the background! Does she not think about what people like PETA, vegetarians, or even just kids watching the interview will think?

She even says that being at the farm is fun. You gotta be kinds twisted to think watching a man strangle a turkey is fun.

I’m just glad it was the turkey getting the axe and not the country. Keep her in Alaska!

Michael Lohan’s parole board has thrown in the towel for Michael who was supposed to duke it out on an upcoming celebrity boxing match. Mr. Lohan has been on parole for an assault charge since 2004.

“We do not feel that participating in a violent activity, such as celebrity boxing,” says a parole rep, “is appropriate for his rehabilitation.”

They didn’t care to mention if him actually being hit was inappropriate.

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50 cent has got beef supreme with Taco Bell. He recently sued the Mexican food chain over it’s promotional stunt offering to give $10K to charity if the rapper changed his name to 79,89, or 99 to help promote Taco Bell’s value menu.

In the taco giant’s offer, Taco Bell promises to donate $10,000 to fifty’s charity of choice is the rapper agrees to the name change but also visits one of Taco Bell’s locations and raps his order at the drive-thru.

“We know that you adopted the name 50 Cent years ago as a metaphor for change,” the letter read. “We at Taco Bell are also huge advocates for change. We encourage you to ‘Think Outside the Bun’ and hope you accept our offer.”

50 cent is suing for $4 million on trademark infringement.

It’s obviously a stunt and Taco Bell never expected Fifty to take them up on the offer. 50 cent wears more than $10,000 on his pinky.

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Just hours after Paris Hilton’s rep made claims that Paris and Bengi Madden were still together, one of her My New BFF contestants opened her big mouth and spilled the beans about the couple’s breakup.

“Paris and Benji have split,”Vanessa Fontana tells Life & Style of their nine-month relationship. “I love Paris, and I just want her to be happy. I think that they’ll be better as friends.”

“She was just so busy lately and her work and travel schedule made it difficult for them to be together,” a source close to Hilton says. “She’s really very saddened by the split and wants some time to be alone and really focus on herself right now and her work.”

Paris herself has still kept her lips sealed about the breakup dispite being plagued with questions from the paps so it’s doubtful she will be pleased with her “new BFF” blabbing her business to everyone.

That would be pretty hilarious if this Vanessa was the actual winner chosen as Paris’ “new BFF” on her show, which has finished taping the finale but hasn’t aired it yet, and she’s already getting on her bad side.

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Robert Pattinson isn’t too insightful when it comes to his romantic relationships.

He tells Ellen on her show the other day, “I am [a relationship guy] but nobody seems to want to get in a relationship with me,” he says humbly amidst screaming audience members. “It’s strange.”

“People like screaming at me — and they like screaming at me in relationships,” he says. “But nobody wants to commit!”

Pattinson also revealed in an interview a couple weeks ago “I haven’t washed my hair in about six weeks,” said Pattinson. “It’s disgusting.”

It’s quite possible Robert that the two are related. You know, maybe?

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Ushers mom is under investigation for allegedly scamming a limo driver out of a $1,668 paycheck.

One of the freelance drivers who worked for her transportation company filed a complaint claiming she refused to pay him after his work at the BET awards.

A representative of the company says “”The drivers were hired as independent contractors and are paid 30-45 days net when working on special events of the magnitude of the BET Hip Hop Awards that took place on Oct. 18th. They were hired at the recommendation of an employee who was recently terminated by JCarr and are disgruntled that their services are no longer being used by the company as a result of the unprofessional nature of the fired employee.”

Pretty sure independent contractor means they should be fired for reasons independent of a fired employee.

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In a recent survey of 3,000 T.V. voters, 41% of them said that they voted for 63 year old John Sergeant, the former BBC political correspondent, strictly to upset the judges. And 53% said they voted for him on Sunday because “the Dancing Pig” makes them laugh.

Judges fear that no matter how badly Sergeant performs, voters are determined to keep him on the show and are getting increasingly frustrated that he may beat out other dancers to the finals. Each week the Judges are handing Sergent the harshest comments ever on the program to show their discontent.

Funny. I gotta tune in to see this “Dancing Pig”.

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Michael Jackson is hoping a doctors note can keep him out of court. He is latest lawsuit is with mega-rich Sheik Abdulla Bin Hamad who is suing Jackson for $7-million for break of contract. Attorneys for the king of pop told the courts that Jackson would likely be unable to make it for his testimony because of an undisclosed illness.

Jacko has a history of coming down with “undisclosed illnesses” right before he’s supposed to appear before judges. During his molestation trial he skipped court for everything from a spider bite to a flu bug.

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Major record producer Dallas Austin is pulling the curtain down on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Kim Zolciak!

To go along with her hair, alleged age (30), Dallas Austin is setting the record straight that her singing career is a sham too!

After Kim announced on her show that Dallas was helping her with an upcoming album, he wasted no time to fill his blog with screams of “We are not doing a song, we are not doing an album … that was only for television!”

Austin actually appeared on the show several times and was even shown with Kim in a record studio, but after hearing her sing he doesn’t even want people thinking that they have anything to do with each other.

The whole concept of these “Real Housewives” shows is hilarious. Since when does a “real housewife” do no house work? Now each of the women on the show have some type of business-type activity going on to keep them busy but they need to change the name of the show to “Really Rich and Spoiled Wives of Atlanta Who Fight All the TIme”.

I bet more people would watch it then too.

Madonna must be really feeling the economic pinch right now. The sex scheduling, Kabbalah water fanatic just signed with Louis Vuitton to be the new face of their 2009 marketing campaign for $10 million dollars!

Does that make anyone else sick?

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