Anne Hathaway’s Ex says jail is no fun: says food tastes like prison food

by Juicy on Nov.12, 2008, under Celebrity Legal, Celebrity Stupid, Inside a Celebrity's Head

Anne Hathaway’s ex, Raffaello Follieri, can’t stop complaining about his jailhouse conditions. Well what the hell did he expect? Thought he’d besent to Club fed and be sipping martinis in the prison yard between prison yoga classes and friendly banter with the jailhouse guards. Who do you think you are? Martha Stewart?

Instead, he’s getting a dose of some real justice in a jail where “he says that he cannot eat because the food appears to be spoiled and that the toilet and shower facilities are unspeakably unsanitary.” Excellent! He’s already having Paris Hilton syndrome and has put in a letter to be moved to a place less like a prison! What does Anne Hathaway see in this guy? He’s only been convicted for about 20 days!

“There is excrement in the shower and rats are roaming freely in the area. He says the stench is intolerable and his health is deterioriating.”

Obviously he had a very high regard for rapists and murderers thought that they would care about properly wiping their own ass and keeping their cells minty fresh.

The former jet-setter, who’s letter claims he has a fever and has blood in his urine, is serving four and a half years for wire fraud and money laundering. He’s currently getting comfortable in a windowless dormitory with 120 other convicts in a New York.

He hasn’t even been butt-raped yet, you’re not in a real prison unless you’ve been butt-raped. Everyone knows that!

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