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Michael Lohan’s parole board has thrown in the towel for Michael who was supposed to duke it out on an upcoming celebrity boxing match. Mr. Lohan has been on parole for an assault charge since 2004.

“We do not feel that participating in a violent activity, such as celebrity boxing,” says a parole rep, “is appropriate for his rehabilitation.”

They didn’t care to mention if him actually being hit was inappropriate.

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The not so lesbian Lohan left the clubs crying after 4am fight with DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

Spectators say that the two were seen “throwing punches” on the dance floor at Boujis, a popular nightspot in London.

A shocked witness said that Lindsay was dancing really close to ex-boyfriend Calum Best and that’s when “all hell broke loose”! Samro came screaming up to Lindsay, throwing punches and and going ballistic!

“The pair traded a series of blows before Calum managed to prise them apart. It was a really ugly scene.”

Another eyewitness revealed: “Lindsay was furious with what Sam had done.

“She launched herself at Sam in the lobby. She was spitting at her and clawing at her chest. She was fuming.”

This isn’t the first time the couple have had a scuffle. They had been seen earlier fighting while Samro DJ’d at another club.

One witness said “It wasn’t clear what the argument was about, but at one point LiLo went to see Sam behind the decks and all people could see was them waving their fists at each other.

“LiLo finally put her hand in front of Sam’s face and walked back to the VIP area.

“When she got back to the VIP she was obviously in a foul mood.

“It wasn’t clear whether it was accidental or not, but she then threw a glass on the floor and it smashed on another girl’s foot on the next table.”

The two left eh club at around 4.30 am, with Lohan in tears and getting into a cab by herself.

Looks like Lindsay is a little less lesbian tonight.

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It’s funny that they have to just let her go like that. And I like how Samro just keeps walking like nothing happened!

If the video is taken down, just search YouTube, there’s like 5 of them up right now.

Sources say Lindsay Lohan ready to split with girlfriend Samantha Ronson because she realised she’s not gay anymore?

How many times is she going to keep jumping over this fence?

Lindsay has never actually said the words “I’m gay” and has only really professed her lesbian ways in a Harper’s Bazaar interview declaring “She’s a wonderful person and I love her very much.” And since then, the two have been following each other everywhere.

But now, Lohan is saying that she’s getting tired of Samro’s constant presence and is starting to have doubts about her sexuality. British newspaper, News of the World reports,

Linds is on the brink because Sam won’t leave her side. Whenever she does, Lindsay’s on the phone telling her mates she’s decided she’s not a lesbian.
“Of course she still has feelings for Sam - but she also feels like she has to escape.”

Funny, I thought it was Lindsay following Samro all over the world to all her DJ gigs.

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Lindsay Lohan and Samro made an appreance at the VIP Room Theater last night. Looks like she’s keeping her lesbian love on a shorter leash than usual.

Maybe Samro’s into that kinda thing?

Looking at the photos, you wouldn’t believe it but just hour a PETA activist acutally doused Lindsay with a giant bag of flour from head to toe, for wearing her fur to the club. Apparently the club owner was able to vacuum all of the flour off of Lindsay moments before these pictures were taken.

Samro had this to say about the incident “I’m pissed at the bag of flour thrown on Lindsay last night. Not because I got powdered down, but because the girl who threw it acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it’s an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person.”

We got a picture of the flour shower below.

What I want to know is how did PETA know she’d be wearing fur? Does PETA just wait outside of clubs and wait for random people to show up wearing fur? Crazy!

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At Samro’s DJ gig in London’s Chinawhite on Wednesday, grumpy Lohan wouldn’t leave her seat to offer any support to her lesbian love while she was workin’ the DJ booth.

A friend of Lindsay says “Lindsay and Sam had a huge bust up last week at Pure night club in Las Vegas. “

Ruh roh! 

“Lindsay was flirting with a guy and Sam was ballistic.”

Double ruh roh! 

“Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can’t help that she is attracted to the opposite sex.”

Ultimate ruh roh!

 Lindsay wants an open relationship where she can explore her heterosexuality without feeling guilty or sneaking around.”

Ouch! Ergo, Lindsay is going to flirt and kiss whoever she wants and Samro can serenade them from the DJ booth till she’s done.

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She’s just dating a woman! She wants everyone to know that! Ok Lindsay we get it! Not!

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