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Doesn’t seem Sarah Palin can do anything right anymore.

She did an interview at a turkey farm right in front of a man slaughtering turkeys in the background! Does she not think about what people like PETA, vegetarians, or even just kids watching the interview will think?

She even says that being at the farm is fun. You gotta be kinds twisted to think watching a man strangle a turkey is fun.

I’m just glad it was the turkey getting the axe and not the country. Keep her in Alaska!

It’s funny how people’s real feelings finally come out at work when the office jackass puts in his two weeks notice.

When President Bush came out on the stage at the G20 summit today, no one would shake his hand and he didn’t make any effort to shake theirs.

Were they snubbing him or was he snubbing them?

The former Baywatch bombshell pleaded her case in an error-riddled open letter to the U.S. President-Elect Barack Obama on her website asking him to “Castrate every molester” and “Legalize Marijuana”.

 ”Dear Mr. Obama: My thoughts/hopeful ideas-: “…Government must Castrate every molester-or potential molester- error (sic) on the safe side- if any child pornography is found in anyone’s possession-or anyone creating such atrocities-or if any child Is brave enough to come forward (at any young age to bring attention to a potential molester- listen) they need to be taken very seriously and see that justice is served-The abuse is way worse than any trial could be- our children need more protection and justice seen. It needs to be PREVENTED not just punished.”

“…I think we should Legalize Marijuana, tax and monitor -farm Hemp etc-this would make our borders less corrupt and then I think eventually this will be more secure option and save children in the long run - we should be able to farm Hemp in America- it’s just silly- it would create jobs- and be good for environment.”

She’s so articulate.

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Rosie O’Donnell says that she’s glad the Republicans lost the election but she’s still like to meet their Vice-President nominee.

I’d like to have a beer with her. I’d like to meet her kids.

“She seems like a pretty nice woman. Although I have to say, I am thrilled her party did not win. [But] you got to give it to her for spunk.”

Maybe Rosie, who got married to her girlfriend in 2004, doesn’t care that Palin is against same-sex marriages.

Even though O’Donnell thought Palin would be a good drinking buddy, she made sure to reitterate “If McCain won. I would be in the depression unit of the ICU.”

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The New York Times wrote an extensive article about how the leaders of the Mormon church called an “emergency meeting” when they saw Proposition 8 in trouble and in a matter of days raised over $5 million dollars to drive a “sharp-elbowed” advertising campaign and support for Prop 8. (which ultimately won by the narrow margin of %52). Meaning that if they had not declared their own “state of emergency” that Proposition 8 would not have passed”

They mobilized teams of walkers that would span entire zip codes, some even two zip codes, that would walk door to door to work with undecided voters and then to ultimately drive them to the polls on election day.

The walkers would follow certain scripts with leading questions depending on if the voter believed marriage was created by God or Humans.

It’s very interesting the kind of detail that went into the campaign and you can see how carefully they calculated and worded their arguments.

“It is not our goal in this campaign to attack the homosexual lifestyle or to convince gays and lesbians that their behavior is wrong — the less we refer to homosexuality, the better,” one of the supporter training documents said. “We are pro-marriage, not anti-gay.”

“We could not have this as a battle between people of faith and the gays,” Mr. Schubert said. “That was a losing formula.”

The article is very in depth and it’s not worth quoting whole thing here but but it is an interesting read and you can read it in its entirty here.

One of the points of the Mormons that I thought was funny was in a four-paragraph letter that they sent to all their congregations saying “the formation of families is central to the Creator’s plan” and urging members to get involved in supporting Prop 8 on that basis.

Well isn’t banning gay marriage against the formation of families?

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South Carolina Roman Catholic priest, Rev, Jay Scott Newmann, wrote a letter to his parishioners saying that if they voted for Barack Obama that they should ask for forgiveness before coming to receive communion! Saying that “Our nation has chosen for its chief executive the most radical pro-abortion politician ever to serve in the United States Senate or to run for president,” and they are putting their souls at risk if they do not repent. He continues,

“Voting for a pro-abortion politician when a plausible pro-life alternative exists constitutes material cooperation with intrinsic evil, and those Catholics who do so place themselves outside of the full communion of Christ’s Church and under the judgment of divine law. Persons in this condition should not receive Holy Communion until and unless they are reconciled to God in the Sacrament of Penance, lest they eat and drink their own condemnation.”

Wow, talk about abusing your power for propaganda.

44.9% of South Carolina voted for Obama.

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CNN reports that President-elect Obama has asked Hillary Clinton if she’d like to join his cabinet as Secretary of State. Hillary hasn’t given her final answer to Obama and left the meeting with the notion that the job is hers if she wants it.

Sources close to the Obama transition team told CNN he is fo’ srs.

According to a survey done by People-press.org, a single set of public poll takers voted Bill O’Reilly both their favorite campaign journalist but also their least favorite journalist?!

Makes sense to me!

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The man isn’t even President yet and people are already poised to try to make a profit off him. Topps is releasing a set of 90 cards that feature the President-elect’s face and fun facts and quotes about Obama.

There’s even a sicker in every pack! gasp!

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The enquirer put together a list of quirky facts about the new president-elect, I copied it down below. Enjoy!

 What you don’t know about Prez Elect Bam will astound you!Well, for starters, according to the UK Telegraph, he’s a FAN BOY!  

Bam collects Spider-Man and Conan the Barbarian comics (but we don’t know yet if he digs Ditko or Romita on Spidey or Buscema on Conan)

o High School B-ball nickname was “O’Bomber” 

o Obama means “one who is blessed” in Swahili — just like Lt. Uhuru in Star Trek– Uhuru means “freedom”..

o Bam digs Michelle’s shrimp linguini big time!

o He’s a Grammy winner for the audio version of his memoir, Dreams From My Father

o Bam’s a lefty.

o GEEK!Bam’s read every single Harry Potter book.

o His Hall of Trophies include a set of boxing gloves autographed by Muhammad Ali

o While living in Indonesia, the future Prez chowed down on dog, snake, and roasted grasshopper. YUM!

oEl Presidente futuro habla espanol — perfecto.

o Still got the nic monkey on his back — promised Michelle he’d quit smoking before running for president -  didn’t.

o Kreegah bundolo! Bam kept a pet ape, Tata, in Indonesia. Don’t know about a pet elephant named “Tantor”.

o Secret Service code-name: Renegade.

o Fave book:  Moby Dick by Herman Melville about an obsessed seaman’s hunt for a great white whale.

It would be hilarious if they make his codename “Maverick”

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